The soddit, or, Let's cash in again, or, There, and back again, dammit, where did I put it, where is it, I don't believe it, I must have left it there, over again to there, oh for heaven's sake, it's not here either, back yet again, fuming, oh there it is, it was by the front door all along

by Adam Roberts

In the grand tradition of the parody bestseller Bored of the Rings, this uproarious literary spoof follows the Tolkienesque adventures of Bingo "Sac" Grabbings, a rather unremarkable Soddit of Uppe…